Showing posts with label overrated. Show all posts
Showing posts with label overrated. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Obama's Wonderful Gesture

President Obama just made my day!

He is going to scrap all tax benefits to companies creating jobs in
India instead of the US. What a way to knock out the much touted
Indian BPO industry. What a blow to outsourcing from the USA, and
what a statement to all the IT industry wannabe global citizen fools
who campaigned for him in Bangalore! I'm loving it.

(In its fullest implementation, Obama cannot really put a full stop to
outsourcing of jobs to other countries, for there are many loopholes
to legally exploit with or without tax implications. American
companies are very good at that sort of exploitation, but his move
will take effect to some extent right away.)

To all the smug IT industry mediocrity bred cattle, who acted like
they really deserved all the money they were making without being good
at anything in particular, I am glad to say, "You deserve all that
you're getting!". I have no sympathy for any business built on
speculation. I am not in favour of building a company based on
assumptions of everlasting growth, and I am most certainly very happy
about the felling of an industry built on a gold rush mentality.

India's IT and BPO industries were very much a gold rush mentality
driven run. Typically uncreative and most certainly not challenging,
the BPO industry was the perfect opportunity for many unimaginative,
unoriginal, not very intelligent Indian cattle to find jobs in. In
came the boom, now comes the bust! No more gold, folks. Eat mud.

President Obama is a fine representative of his people. For all of
our morons who constantly wonder if we are in the good books of the
USA, here is his unstated statement - "I am the president of the USA,
not India. My people matter to me first and foremost!" Why shouldn't
he stop outsourcing from his country? Why shouldn't he completely
choke off all the freebies that Indians have been enjoying thanks to
greedy American companies wanting to cut costs by hiring our slaves?

His move is the best thing that could have happened to dispel our
primary illusion that we are something of a powerhouse in Information
Technology. We're not. There is not a single Indian IT product that
is on every single computer in the world. In fact, there is not a
single Indian IT product that 90 out of a 100 computer users worldwide
can name. We haven't invented anything significant, and we do not own
anything in IT that the country can really feed its millions with.

This really is like HAL making doors for Airbus planes, with a
manpower resource that is ten times that of the European giant. It is
not even as if HAL makes all the doors for Airbus. Hindustan Motors
and Toyota were started in the same year. Toyota is now the world's
#1 car maker, while HM is all but gone. What is wrong with HM is that
it is an Indian company, run with Indian attitudes. Nothing is wrong
with it, except everything.

Our BPO industry hires young fools coming out of college, who don't
know anything in any field well enough to get them a proper job. They
are sucked in like cattle, and kept at the same mediocre level, where
the brain has to work only till the accent is learnt and the manuals
are familiar. After that, they're just part of the process. Kind of
perfect for the mentality we have towards jobs anyway.

Now, our politicians are busy yelling hoarse about Obama being
protectionist in his policies. Not a thought spared on how we can run
our IT industry based on our own requirements. How about elevating
India to a point where we use so much IT that we can support our IT
cadres? That would be hard work, unlike the invisible data train that
flies thick and fast and brings in dollars from the USA. It would be
a lot of facing up to reality. That is something we are of course not
willing to do. Nation building after all, isn't a joke, and if we'd
ever been any good at it, we'd not have to worry too much about other
nations, would we?

Saturday, September 27, 2008

The Sorrow of Saroja

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I agree. I thought this site owner actually far exceeded his bandwidth limit when he made this sorrowful movie called "Saroja", which is neither story driven, nor character driven. In fact, it is like it is not driven at all! I just couldn't bring myself to care about anything in this overrated movie. To top it all, it is a copy of another movie! How bad could you be as a copycat that this one ends up in the miserable bottom of the heap?

To write a review would be to somehow give credit to a piece of work that attempts to be some kind of artistic endeavour. Saroja is not. So, if you are expecting this to be a kind write up about a movie that has its plus points, please excuse yourself.

For all the hype surrounding how "different" and "cute" this movie is, the latest tributes coming from someone as cerebral as Suhasini herself on Jaya TV, it is a miserable and highly forgettable piece of directionless, artless, tasteless garbage unleashed on hapless masses done in by a marketing machine.

Make no mistake - Saroja has no personality, no identity, and indeed no idea what it is trying to be. A thriller? A comedy? A caper? It is none of the above. In fact, it is an attempt at all the above in pieces, made by a pretentious, over confident, jackass-of-all-things-cinematic director who has not studied the basics of the art form, has no respect for any of the norms of storytelling, and has had the audacity to hit us with computer graphics that go far enough to tell us who is a "driver" and who is a "servant"! There should have been one pointing to the director telling us in no uncertain terms who the "idiot" is.

This is clearly not a director who has had to come up the hard way. His earlier debut movie was a runaway success and he apparently comes from a lineage that reeks of quality involvement in Tamil cinema. This movie is the one where the monkey came out of the sack and showed its true colours. If this is what this fool is about, I don't want to see any more of his movies.

This is the kind of movie that would result from picking up a camcorder, rounding up a bunch of your friends and neighbours and going on a trigger happy "shooting spree" around the neighbourhood, and then getting to an editing table to see how much more fun you could have with it. This is the kind of movie that should be released on cell phones and You Tube, not in theatres where people spend precious time and money.

When a movie wants to be a "thriller" it should have something to thrill us with. If it wants to be a comedy, it needs to have better than mediocre comedic situations and actors, and it cannot be begging for the audience to forgive mediocrity all the time, especially when it wants to repeat things that didn't work the first time. The writing was terrible to start with, and no good movie ever came out of a bad script. This guy is no writer. It is as simple as that. That apart, you cannot have a jackass directing a movie that would take a genius to get right. Even copying another film takes some talent!

By no means am I suggesting that this movie could somehow have been rescued from the bowels of abject negligence of script, and an outrageous disrespect of audience sensibilities. It just winds its way tortuously through terrible scenes, half baked sequences, unconvincing events, utterly crappy music, all the way to an end that was a relief and escape from this unforgivable mess.

There are too many lows to list but one should sum up the quality of this movie experience I had - there were a total of nine people in the balcony section of the theatre before the intermission, and only five after! A lady walked in during the second half and made sure she switched off the fans below which there were nothing but empty seats!

If there is any way we could cut off the resources that flow to empty heads like the clown who made this stupid movie, that would be a huge service to humanity.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Abhinav Bindra Ungrateful? Why not?

LOL! Almost exactly as if in response to my earlier post on Abhinav Bindra....

Abhinav Bindra accused of being ungrateful to the system!!!

After winning India's first individual gold in the Olympics, Abhinav Bindra apparently gave credit to his father for his success. He is supposed to have said that his victory was more in spite of the system than because of it. This comment has now infuriated Digvijay Singh, the president of the Shooting Federation of India who is now saying that shooters like Abhinav Bindra and Jaspal Rana were being ungrateful by saying things like this.

Abhinav Bindra has now responded by saying it is not true that he is ungrateful and that as soon as he won the Gold medal, he thanked everybody concerned and to comment further on this would be a waste of time!!!

We Indians love to harvest sour grapes, don't we? It isn't enough if a guy wins us an Olympic Gold. We need to squeeze every little bit out of every little association he has. I bet the neighbourhood banana seller has a stake in supplying Bindra with the potassium needed for his steady hands, and every bus driver in Delhi has a stake in this achievement by not killing him prematurely on the way to practice!

I wonder how we would react if a guy who came in at 54th place said he is really grateful to the "system", since he got a lot of encouragement and help and resources from the Shooting Federation of India, and without that kind of support he would only have managed the 66th place! If you're laughing, you agree with me. Thank you.

So, Abhinav Bindra thanked his Dad for providing him with all he ever needed. Fair enough, and quite nice of the young man, I should say. The Shooting Federation wants him to be grateful since they sent him abroad, apparently for training. So, what else is the Shooting Federation supposed to do - clean his underwear? Why do we have to torture Bindra after he has done his job?

What is it that we want from our sportspersons? Winners or just good guys who are always being grateful? Thankfully our cricketers are cocky enough to script their own lives and successful and smart enough to know what it takes. M S Dhoni always parties hard after a win, knowing fully well that the kids in his team need to let off steam and hang loose and bond more than anything else. They give their lives for him on the field and they can beat anyone. That is a fact. Cricket thrives because it respects individual brilliance.

Above and beyond the full import of having ungrateful sportspersons, it is the WINNERS that inspire greatness in others, not the nice guys. I personally feel that being a "good person" finds rather nebulous and overrated importance in our culture. We do not breed winners as much as we try to breed good people, and for most part, we seem to fail on both counts!

What is wrong with a cocky, arrogant and brash winner who can thrash everybody in the world, spit on his opponents with disdain and walk away like a king? I bet we'd enjoy it even more than the good guy who loses! No call to add any of these qualities to any of our winners in the making, but we don't win medals for being good guys, do we? Long live the ungrateful winners. The world has leaped forward in every field because of people who know what they want and go get it. I am grateful to them, and damn whoever they are not grateful to.

Facts are - the Shooting Federation never produced an Olympic Gold medalist before Abhinav Bindra and Abhinav Bindra chose to thank his Dad. I see no problem with the latter, but a huge hole in the former. It is time the "system" got its act together and looked forward instead of trying to piggyback on one success they may have played some part in.

Most impressively the young man added today that it is time to "Forget about him, and help the others"! Looking forward! That's why I love this kid!

http://www.ndtv.com/convergence/ndtv/showsports.aspx?id=SPOEN20080065865